April 20th, 2010
April 5th, 2010
I am sure that some came about because of the date.
I am also positive it was because we were at a wedding. Not only that, but it was the wedding of two of the more super-duper awesome people I know.
And lastly, some of it was brought about by me recently finishing "The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible" by A.J. Jacobs.
And after all of that, this morning I found this...
April 4th, 2010
April 3rd, 2010
KinkFest was amazing.
Learned a lot of new things. Some of those things I have to still ponder about .
It was a huge reminder that I have the most best-est friends. And now have new people to add to the Awesome Car Buddy list.
Could have done without the cold following right after wards. And then the sinus infection following that. Sheesh! Two weekends later and I am still a bit wonky.
We have a new CEO at work. So the last 2 weeks have been a combination of cold/sinus drugs and caffeine to keep me going. Can't wait to stop that combination.
I hope to be back to my normal (insert snarky comment here) self soon!
And lastly, from L that will be making an apperance at SEAF this year (WoooHoooo!!!!) I give you Wrong in the city of Wrong-ville.
Have a great Zombie Jesus Weekend!!
February 26th, 2010
In comes a bunch of 21-ish kids and they seemed shocked that there is someone in the pool...and embarrassed. Okay, color me curious.
4 guys and 2 girls and they finally decide that they are going to do "it". Don't know if they are under the influence of hormones or something else. They all go into the men's locker room and come out into their underwear...thinking that the wee towels they have are covering such things. Then they head into the sauna. I leave them be and continue swimming laps.
Out they come after what seems like way to long. And they all jump in the pool. I figure as long as they stay out of my lane, then I am good.
The guys decide they want to race. Think of a bunch of kids yelling, "Look at me! Look at me!"
One of the guys decides he wants my lane and gets in right as I am going by him. "Easy there, Sparky." He seemed genuinely shocked that I was there and moved back out of my lane. His buddy (who is recognize as an employee of the gym) then shouts, "You should totally hit him for that!" As I go by him again, he starts in with, "Yeah, I was a dickhead and you should totally hit me."
Friends, in my life I have learned that there are times to just ignore or escape with humor...this was not one of those times.
I stopped, stood up and said, "Okay, so what you are saying is that 'dickhead' is your safeword." The employee gets really wide-eyed and says, "Holy crap! I know who you are. Sorry about that. Dude, let's just go over to this far lane."
5 minutes later they all left.
So, here is the $64,000 question...
What kind of stories are going around about me at the gym???
February 20th, 2010
Many of you have now gotten to meet the person that I am walking for. And in doing so, have had a glimpse of why this is so important to me. We are working on plans to make sure that she gets to meet all y'all.
In the meantime, here is my site for those that can donate.
February 12th, 2010
Unless there are people as wacky as I am.
If you are one of those people, give me a call tomorrow. If you are going, be ready for cold, wet and lots of walking around to try to catch as many as possible.
My plan is to show about 9:30-ish.
And don't forget that they are closing the Night Exhibit in a few weeks.
Here is the zoo's enrichment blurb...just in case it helps you make up your mind.
Enjoy a day of animals being treated to herbal bouquets, heart-shaped steaks, heart-shaped ice pops made of fruit juice, honey, strawberries and cranberries, and more. The special treats are part of the zookeepers' ongoing efforts to help enrich the lives of the zoo's animals, promote natural animal behavior, keep animals mentally stimulated and engage zoo visitors.
Golden lion tamarins - 10:00 a.m.
Snow leopards - 10:30 a.m.
Otters - 10:30 a.m.
Orangutans - 11:00 a.m.
Goats - 11:00 a.m.
Pigs - 11:00 a.m.
Willawong Station birds - 11:30 a.m.
Sloth bear - 11:30 a.m.
Jaguar - 1:00 p.m.
Gorillas - 1:20 p.m.
Penguins - 1:30 p.m.
Lemurs - 1:30 p.m.
Kea parrots - 1:30 p.m.
Tiger - 2:00 p.m.
Elephants - 2:00 p.m.
Red pandas - 3:00 p.m.
February 11th, 2010
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